To my dear Mr. Tan Yoong Aunn:

My cute sweet stunning Tan Yoong Aunn,now,I officially announce that I have to divorce with you.When the word "divorce" came from my mouth,I really could feel the pains.I really really really really really really really love you,but why you abandoned me and fell in love with a stupid gay whose name is Valerian Neo?It is true that I am more handsome,charmful and rich than him!I really could not understand why you betrayed me...Is it just because he is more gay than me?Is it the only reason why you fell in love with him?Now,I know that you are not only a gay,but also a flirt gay!

Tan Yoong Aunn,I am really disappointed about you!From your face,the only thing I could see is honesty...but under your honest face,you are such a dirty person!I really want to tell everyone that you are a 披着羊皮的狼!"你伤害了我，还一笑而过……"I sang the stupid song time and time again,it is true that your shiny smile cheated me,but now,I am wake up!You could play dirty,but I will fight back!

I still could not forget the first time I saw you,you are totally motionless(so cool).At first,I really thought that you were a freak!From your face,the only motion I could see was =.=...but your stunning look really attracted me and I could not control myself to fall in love with you.I still remembered that everytime when I played WolfTeam(a kind of shooting game) with you,I always try to use my super accurate sniper gun to shoot your hairless head,but then,everytime when you die I felt very guilty!Finally,I persuaded myself do not shoot your head anymore,instead,I started to snipe your small and cute butt...I really could not delete every wonderful moments which we had have from my brain,but then,I really got hurt,I was hurt by my love,and now,I still can hear the echo which caused my heartbroken...

I remembered that few days ago,when I sat on your chair and tried to share the chair with you,you used you skinny and cute butt "attack" me...I felt the pain when my butt told me that,"Master!!!We are under attack!"I felt a bit angry thus commanded my butt counter-attack and kicked your ass...At the moment,I saw a kind of very very very gay look from the other side staring at us,the look came from Valerian!He seems very enjoyed the "show" brought by us!At that moment,I felt scared as I knew that he fell in love with you...How could I compete with him,even though I was more handsome,rich,smart and muscular,he is the god of gay and the most important thing is he is more gay than me!I knew that I could not satisfy your strong desire and lust,thus,I quit,we are done from now on!Go to find your new partner and leave me alone!

I loved the kind of person who either surname is "Tan" or has tan color skin,to be honestly,you satisfy the both of criteria...As now,you have already left me,I have to make myself move on and I find a new option,he is Russell John Chuah,even though his surname is not "Tan",but his skin is tan!and his butt is more attractive and sexy than you and I really love it!!!Most importantly,he is smarter then you,thus our children can be more smart!!!(I have to think for my next generation)

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This letter is just for fun only,do not treat it seriously:)Neither me nor Yoong Aunn are gays or bisexual,but for Valerian,definitely,he is a gay....he call himself GG(god of gay)...=.=